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| The human furniture was easier to dispose of. |
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| She did promise you a night to remember. |
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| You’ll earn those extra dollars. |
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| I went out once a girl once who had a castration fetish. We haven’t seen each other for years, but there’s a part of me that will always be hers.
(Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Hey – how many castratrices does it take to change a lightbulb…) |
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| Good thing you’re not going anywhere today. Plenty of time to talk about it. |
Incidentally, if you like this blog (and I have to tell you: you’re really wasting your time here if you don’t), you’ll almost certainly like this one as well. He doesn’t put the captions in the pictures, but the basic idea of encapsulating a scene in a few pithy (?) sentences is much the same, and he has some really lovely, sexy, funny ones: Improbable fun
"train punctuality" – I get a little queasy thinking about what would happen if I were to do that. She Who Must Be Obeyed would most definitely make sure I never did it again.
Quite right too. It's always best to tell her everything when you've done something wrong. After all, what's the worst that can happen?
Yes I can see why you prefer the lady holding the cane in my post:)
Love,
Ronnie
xx