Stories and pictures themed around female domination and male subjugation and servitude. Unsuitable for children, for alpha males, for hard-core practitioners with an interest in the politics of bdsm and the mechanics of complicated rope work. Of interest to perverts like me, basically.
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| I’m sure she’s very fair-minded. |
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| And afterwards… especially afterwards. |
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| Hmmm. What a bit of luck to catch you cheating on her just as she was next to a shop selling whips! |
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| Just one less thing to worry about. |
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| You’d better. |
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| Apologies to anyone offended by this image of a male actually experiencing sexual pleasure. Don’t worry – he’ll be made to suffer for it later. |
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| Time for a witty, cutting rejoinder, I think. Just try to think of one. |
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| Details, details. Women – why do they always have to explain everything like that? |
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| These details matter to her. So now they matter to you. |
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| A very fair point. On with the spreader gag and let’s give it a go! |
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| Extra Anne for the anonymous commenters who rightly pointed out that the captioned image of Anne in a space suit last time was a repost. Just a silly mistake, by an old fool. |
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| Sex..?. Don’t talk to me about sex. I tried it once – not tryin’ that again. Nearly got me ‘ead stuck! Joke copyright Alexei Sayle. |
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| It’s wilful impertinence on your part. So’s being too early, obviously. |
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| Scurry scurry scurry… |
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| Don’t worry. She’s quite sweet, really. When she’s not in a bad mood. |
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| In space, no one can hear you sigh with hopeless romantic infatuation… |
